(music) Well, he walked up to me and he asked me if l wanted to dance (music)
(music) He looked kinda nice (music)
(music) And so l said l might take a chance (music)
(music) When he danced he held me tight (music)
(music) And when he walked me home that night (music)
(music) All the stars were shinin' bright (music)
(music) And then he kissed me (music)
(music) Each time l saw him l couldn't wait to see him again (music)
(music) l wanted to let him know (music)
(music) That he was more than a friend (music)
(music) l didn't know just what to do (music)
(music) So l whispered l love you (music)
(music) And he said that he loved me too (music)
(music) And then he kissed me (music)
(music) He kissed me in a way that I’ve never been kissed (music)
(music) Before (music)
(music) He kissed me in a way that l wanna be kissed (music)
(music) Forevermore (music)
(music) l knew that he was mine so l gave him all the love that l had (music)
(music) And one day he took me home (music)
(music) To meet his mom and his dad (music)
(music) Then he asked me to be his bride (music)
(music) And always be right by his side (music)
(music) l felt so happy l almost cried (music)
(music) And then he kissed me (music)
- (music) And then he kissed me (music) - [ Car Horn Honking ]
Oh, god, he's here.
[ Doorbell Ringing ]
[ Sighing Nervously ] Okay, Chris, just relax.
Tonight is going to be the greatest night of your life.
Hi.
- Hi, Chris. - Um, I’m a little bit overdressed.
No, it's just, uh--
l gotta cancel.
My little sister got sick, and my parents are going out tonight.
Well, um, l could come over and help out.
We could make some chicken soup or something.
No, y-you don't wanna be there.
She's contagious. l don't-- l don't want you to get sick.
Look, we'll do the French restaurant thing next week, okay ?
Okay.
When ?
l don't know. Friday ?
Saturday-- l gotta get goin'. My sister's waiting for me.
You're upset about tonight, aren't you ?
No.
Well, yeah, a little. But l understand.
You know, Chris,
girls like you come along once in a lifetime.
Whoa !
Contagious.
- Contagious ? - Yeah, that's what he said.
- He's lying. - Brenda !
Oh, god, l don't know why you're making such a big deal about him.
'Cause he's the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Chris, he's the only thing that's ever happened to you.
That's why we gotta get out of this place.
It's like a Dairy Queen; you only get one flavor.
[ Laughing ] Brenda, you know, l asked you over here to cheer me up.
- l feel worse. - [ Telephone Ringing ]
Oh, Chris, I’m sorry.
- [ Ringing Continues ] - I’m just in a really bad mood.
My parents are driving me crazy.
My stepmom is such a pain.
lf l don't get out of the house, I’m gonna spike her Tab with Drano.
Oh ! Don't do that.
- [ Knocking ] - Chris ? Hi, Brenda.
- Hi. - Hi, Mom.
That was Mrs. Anderson on the phone.
She wants to know if you can baby-sit for her tonight.
- No. Tell her l can't. - Why not ?
-Well, wait, aren't we doing something ? -No, l have to go home.
[ Sighing ] Because l wanna stay home and be depressed.
Sit for the Andersons. That'll depress anyone.
Oh, I’m too old to baby-sit.
(music) Sometimes you know what you're looking for (music)
(music) Sometimes you don't make it out the door (music)
(music) This time l know what I’m doin' (music)
(music) I’m not foolin' 'Cause l just can't stop (music)
(music) Tryin' to get a hold on you (music)
(music) l just can't stop (music)
- (music) l won't give up 'til my dream come true (music) - Guess what, Brad ?
- (music) [ Continues ] - Mom is gonna kill you...
when she catches you wearing your skates in the house.
Mom's gotta catch me first. Guess what ?
l don't care, winghead.
Mom got Chris to baby-sit for me.
- Tryin' to get a hold on you (music) - Chris ?
- Oh, my-- - [ Giggling ]
- Sara ! - Bye !
(music) The night was long and the roads were rough (music)
- (music) Was a time or two (music) - [ Mumbling ] Chris is coming.
- (music) When l had enough, yeah (music) - Sara, would you get out of the way ! Chris is coming !
- (music) Whoo-ooh (music) - (music) Now that I’ve found you I’ll hold on tight (music)
- (music) Whoo-whoo-ooh (music) - (music) Never gonna let you (music)
(music) Out of my sight (music)
- (music) l just can't stop tryin' to get a hold (music) - Oh, no.
- (music) On you, baby (music) - Hi, Chris. Come on in. - Hi.
(music) Just can't stop (music)
Thanks a million for this. I’m really sorry about the short notice.
- Oh, it's no problem. I’m glad l could help out. - (music) Just can't stop (music)
- (music) l keep on holdin' on now l just can't stop (music) - Sara. Sara !
(music) l just can't stop this time, baby (music)
- (music) l just can't stop (music) - (music) l wanna keep on holdin' on now, girl (music)
(music) l just can't stop (music)
-Sara, did you take my Clearasil again ? -l ran out of brown.
Great. How am l supposed to cover up my zits ?
- You want some orange ? - l can't use paint.
What do you think ?
- l figure it's my best one yet. l got the sun rays... - [ Splurt ]
- and the cape and the special helmet-- - Great !
You wasted all my Clearasil on another picture of Thor ?
- Thor's my hero. - Thor's a homo.
Is not.
- Yeah, he is. - Is not !
- Thor's a complete homo. - Take it back, Brad !
- No way ! [ Laughing ] - Take back what you said about Thor !
- Take it back ! - Whoa !
Take back what you said about Thor !
- You are going to kill somebody with these things. - Take it back, Brad !
Take back what you said about Thor !
No.
lf you don't, I’ll tell Chris about all those love poems you write about her.
All right. All right, Sara, I’m sorry.
Thor's not a homo.
- Thank you. Hi, Chris. - Hi.
[ Giggling ]
- Hi. - [ Exhaling Nervously ] Hi.
You didn't just hear what we--
- Oh, no. - Cool.
Boy, you look great. l mean, really.
Your hair. Your eyes.
What about them ?
- Um, uh, they're so well-placed. [ Chuckles ] - [ Laughs ]
- Brad, relax. - Relax.
Take your coat ?
- Ohh ! - Oh ! I’m sorry. I’m sorry. l--
- l didn't me-- Oh. I’m sorry. - Thank you.
Boy, this is a really cool coat. l mean--
No way this is from Sears or anything like that. This is way too cool.
- It was my grandpa's. - He's got great taste.
He's dead.
- [ Footfalls ] - [ Mrs. Anderson ] Oh, Brad !
Stop fawning all over Chris.
Come on in the kitchen, honey.
-Yeah, she did. -Yeah. We played bridge the other night.
- Oh, really ? Hi. - Yeah. - Hiya, Chris.
- [ Television, indistinct ] - Ohh.
- Brad did it. - Brad, clean it up.
- Sure, Mom. - All right, Chris, l got some notes for you.
We're going to be at a reception at the Associates Center.
- And Sara is not to wear her skates in the house. - Okay.
- Now, Sara, Chris is in charge, okay ? - Sure.
[ Sara ] Can we go to Haagen-Dazs ?
Well, yes. Yes, but don't go too late, all right ?
Brad is staying at his friend Daryl's tonight, so you don't have to worry about him.
This one is just getting over a very bad cough.
- It’s been almost two weeks. - So l want her to take some of this.
A spoonful in an hour and another spoonful before she goes to bed.
Will you stop eating chocolate.
You're gonna have zits all over your face.
- [ Laughs ] - [ Giggling ]
Mom ! Jesus !
You guys have a good time.
We should be home by 1:00.
- Okay. - Take good care of my baby.
I’ll guard her with my life.
- [ Chris ] Bye. - [ Sara ] Bye.
- Bye. - [ Car Door Shuts ]
Brad, into the kitchen and clean up that mess.
[ Knocking Rhythmically ]
That's the back door. I’ll get it.
- [ Knocking Continues ] - Come on, Chris. Let's go watch some TV.
- [ Squeaking ] - [ Laughing ]
- Are you spending the night at my place or what ? - No. Not anymore.
-Chris is here, isn't she ? Yes, she is. -No !
- That's why I’m sleeping here tonight. - l don't think so !
Come on ! Did you get her clothes off yet ?
- Don't be crude ! Now get back. - Oh, listen to you.
- You fall in love and suddenly you're a classy guy. - l have not fallen in love.
- What's she wearing ? - Clothes. Now get out !
Wait, you gotta see this month's Playboy 'cause there's this girl in it...
- and she looks exactly like Chris ! I’m serious ! - Shh !
- She's got these humongous boobs ! - Ohh ! Oh, god !
- Who was at the door ? - Stray dog.
What ?
- Are you gonna go to college ? - Huh ?
Oh, great.
- Thanks, Mom. - You're going to college ?
- No. - Thank God.
- Calm down. - [ Telephone Ringing ]
Maybe it's Mike.
- Hello ? - [ Operator ] Will you accept a collect call from Brenda ?
- Oh. Yeah, sure. - Chris ?
Chris, it's Brenda.
- Brenda ? - Chris !
- Brenda, what's wrong ? - Oh, Chris, I’m in trouble.
- Brenda, you're always in trouble. - No, I’m really in trouble.
- l did it. - You spiked her Tab with Drano ?
No, l ran away from home !
You what ? Where are you ?
I’m at the bus station downtown.
Brenda ! Look, just don't go anywhere !
[ Crying ] l can't ! l don't have any money. l spent it all on the cab here.
- Chris, l need help ! - l know.
You're in my house !
lf l take a cab to the Andersons', do you think you could pay for it ?
Oh, no, Brenda, that's, like, 40 dollars. l don't have 40 dollars.
Well, can you pick me up ?
- No, Brenda, I’m baby-sitting. - [ Brenda Crying ]
l can't call anybody else. My dad doesn't know.
- He'd kill me if he found out ! - [ Banging On Glass ]
Chris, I’m begging you. It’s really scary here !
I’ve seen three people shoot up, a bald Chinese lady with no pants on,
and there's this old guy outside who wants his bedroom slippers.
Get out of my house !
You just moved !
- Chris, please hurry up and get here ! - I’ve got my mom's car.
l can't drive it into the city.
Oh, my god ! There's a man with a gun !
Get me the hell out of here !
Brenda, look, just hang up and sit down !
Don't move. I’ll be there in half an hour.
Oh, please hurry ! l think he's gonna kill somebody ! Maybe me !
- [ Dial Tone ] - Brenda ?
l don't believe this. l do not.
- Who's Mike ? He your boyfriend ? - Yes.
Uh, listen, guys, l gotta go downtown.
- Brad, will you please watch Sara ? - No way ! What if the house explodes ?
The house is not gonna explode.
You leave him here and it will.
l will be gone an hour there and back. That's it. Okay ?
- You guys go steady or what ? Do you ? - What ?
Yes ! Are you two listening to me ?
- My mom is paying you good money to watch me. - Well, Brad can watch you.
Why would my mom pay you good money for Brad to watch me ?
- Sara. - So why can't we just all go ?
- Because-- - Do you like him a lot ?
- No ! Yes ! - Which is it ?
Yes, l like him a lot.
No, Sara, your parents would die if they found out l took you into the city.
They'd die if they found out you left me here alone with him.
Well, who's gonna tell them ?
- Anybody have to go to the bathroom ? - [ Together ] Nope !
Come on. Let's go.
- Now, if anybody asks, we went for ice cream. - Okay.
- Get in ! - Road trip ?
- Jesus ! - Where are you going ?
- Downtown. - The city ?
- Sara ! - Hey, can l go ?
- No, Daryl. Go home. - Who is this kid ?
- Stray dog. - Daryl Coopersmith.
- And you're Chris Parker, right ? - Daryl, go home.
You must be a great baby-sitter.
- What is he talking about ? - Mr. and Mrs. Anderson must really trust you...
to take little kids into the city.
- Alone. - Yeah ! Isn't it great ?
It is so great...
- that I’m gonna get my mom to talk to the Andersons about you. - Oh, stop him.
- And then maybe you can baby-sit for me, - Chris, stop him.
and then maybe we can drive off to New York or something, just for kicks.
- Chris. - Daryl ! - Ya think ?
- What am l supposed to do ? - Get in the car and run him over.
- Let him come. - Daryl !
Sorry. Can't talk. Gotta run.
Daryl, will you just get in the car ?
All right.
- [ Laughing ] - Now, boys,
l swear, if you give me any grief over the next 60 minutes,
l swear to God I’ll kill you.
Dead. Murdered. Stabbed.
- Raped ? - l am too old for this crap.
[ Laughing ]
(music) 25 miles from home girl (music)
(music) My feet are hurtin' mighty bad (music)
- (music) [ Continues ] - [ Brad ] Mike what ?
- [ Chris ] ""Mike what"" what ? - [ Daryl ] "Mike what what" what are we talking about ?
- [ Brad ] What's his last name ? - Toddwell. Are you writing a book ?
- Mike Toddwell ? Do you know him ? - They go out.
He's got a red Camaro, right ?
Oh, gee, Daryl, are you a gearhead and a sex fiend ?
- [ Giggling ] - Anyway, a lot of people have Camaros.
Yeah, but do a lot of people have the license plate, ""So Cool"" ?
- [ Daryl Laughing ] - That's Mike.
He's the guy who beat me up last summer for touching his car, which l didn't do.
- That was him ? - That was him.
- Mike wouldn't do that. He would not. - Yes, he would.
Yes, he would. He did. He kicked my ass.
- You wanna see the footprint ? - [ All ] No !
Look ! That's where Thor lives !
- Thor ? - Well, all the superheroes live in the city.
Spider Man, Daredevil and Captain America.
But Thor's the best. He fights the forces of darkness.
Forces of darkness, beware !
So the baby-sitter goes upstairs...
and the sound keeps getting louder.
Scrape, scrape, scrape.
The baby-sitter stops at the kids' room.
She reaches for the doorknob.
Her hand is trembling, her heart is beating fast.
Sweat pours down her face.
She opens the door-- [ Gasp ] And the kids are safely in their beds.
- Ohhh. - I’d like to be safely in her bed.
- What are you guys doing back there ? - Uh, um, uh--
N-Nothing. Nothing. Nothing at all. Nothing, really.
That was my dad's, stupid !
Well, you shouldn't have brought it along, stupid ! God !
- So what happens ? - Okay.
But see, when the baby-sitter looks more closely at the kids,
- she sees that... they don't have any faces ! - Oh, my god !
- It’s just a pool of mushy goo ! - Like Spaghettios ?
- Spaghettios with meat. - Ooh, yuck !
The baby-sitter, she screams and she turns to run,
but there's this big, giant hairy guy...
standing right in front of her, and he raises his right arm,
but there's a big metal hook instead of a hand.
The hook goes to the baby-sitter's face ! Scrape, scrape, scrape !
- [ Both Screaming ] - [ Tire Blows Out ]
- Oh, no ! - All right !
[ Tires Screeching ]
- We got a flat ! Pull over ! - This is great !
- Which way ? - Pull over ! To the right, to the right !
- [ Tires Screeching ] - [ Horns Honking ]
- [ Brad ] Slowly ! Take it easy ! - [ Laughing ]
- This is not funny ! - [ Laughing Continues ]
[ Tires Screeching ]
- [ Brad ] Stop it ! - [ Daryl Continues Laughing ]
Hold it steady.
- Go slow. Pull over. - I’m pulling over !
- [ Daryl Laughing ] - [ Giggling ] This is great !
[ Brad, Sara Laughing ]
[ Laughing ]
- [ Daryl Continues Laughing ] - [ Brad, Whispering ] Stop.
Shh.
- [ Sighs ] - Uh, heh--
- Where's the spare ? - l don't know.
Maybe it's on the car.
Ya think ?
Okay, we are gonna flag somebody down...
and we'll go buy a tire. I’ve got my checkbook.
My purse.
Oh, shit ! l forgot my purse.
[ Sighs ]
l don't have any money.
- l don't have my license ! - Did you forget your purse ?
- Yes, you little asshole. - She's great.
Hey, wait, l got some money.
- Here. - Really ?
Oh, what, 50 cents ? You don't have any money.
- You're a kid, for Christ's sake. - Yeah !
She's right. You're a kid, for Christ's sake. You don't have any money.
Why don't you just go take a walk over there, okay ? Right there.
[ Brakes Decompressing ]
Everybody, stay behind me.
(music) [ Whistling ]
(music) [ Whistling Continues ]
You kids havin' some trouble ?
You got a spare ?
- No. - Sara !
Wh-- [ Laughing ]
You went out on the expressway without a spare ? [ Laughing ]
[ Laughing Continues ]
- We're history. - Ancient history.
[ All Screaming ]
[ Panting ] Just relax, stay calm, don't panic.
- What do you want ? - Just wanna help ya.
Don't listen to him. He just wants to scrape our faces off.
- What, you're scared of this ? - [ All Whimpering ]
[ Laughing ]
You kids must be from the suburbs. [ Laughing ]
- [ Truck Engine Starts ] - [ Laughing Continues ]
l suddenly feel like a total idiot.
Just stay here, okay ? I’ll be right back.
Listen, I’m really sorry for freaking out back there.
- l guess we just kinda overreacted. - It’s okay. I’m used to it.
Listen, l appreciate this, but--
See, we don't have any money. I’m stuck baby-sitting for these kids,
and I’m not supposed to be taking them into the city like this.
- I’m just not. - I’ll tell you what.
I’ll tow you to town to Dawson's Garage,
and I’ll buy you a tire. My treat, okay ? [ Laughing ]
Okay ?
Oh, no, that wouldn't be right.
What would be right, leaving you kids alone on the expressway ?
[ Chuckling ]
No, l guess not.
My name's Chris. Chris Parker.
Pruitt. ""Handsome"" John Pruitt.
[ Chuckling ]
- Hey, Mister. - Yeah, Red ? What ?
Um, how did-- how-- how did you--
you know, lose it ?
- Lose what ? - [ Laughing ] Your-- Your hand.
- Was it in 'Nam ? - [ Laughing ]
No, I’m afraid not. No, l was changin' a tire on a big rig...
and the jack gave out, back of the truck fell on the hand...
and popped the sucker right off. Vietnam. [ Laughing ]
What did they do with the hand ? Did they bury it ?
No. l wouldn't let 'em.
- l kept it. Yup. - You kept it ?
l got it over in the glove compartment.
- [ Man On Radio ] Pruitt ! - Yo !
- Dawson here. l just went by your place. - Yes.
- And what did you see ? - You won't like it.
- [ Yelling ] What did you see ? - That car was parked in front.
- She's with that bastard again. - [ Tires Screeching, Truck Horn Blasting ]
- Ohh ! - Oh, my god !
- Whoa ! - Ohh ! Ohh !
- [ Chris Whimpering ] - [ Engine Accelerating ]
- [ Horn Blasting ] - [ Gasping ]
- Stop, Mr. Pruitt ! Please slow down ! - This is great !
[ Car Tires Screeching ]
That's my mother's car !
- Okay, look out, kids ! - [ Daryl ] Oh, god !
- Is it a hand ? - [ Brad ] No.
- Oh, good. Oh, god ! - It’s a gun.
- [ Grunting ] - [ Giggling ] Can we do that again ?
[ Man, Woman Laughing, indistinct Talking ]
- [ Pruitt ] You son of a bitch ! - What's goin' on in there ?
- [ Gunshots, Screaming ] - Jesus.
- [ Woman Sobbing ] - [ Pruitt ] Not with my wife !
- l can't believe this ! - [ Woman Screaming ]
l mean it ! I’m gonna kill him !
Please don't hurt him !
- No ! - [ Gunshot ] - Everybody out. Get out.
[ Grunting ] Be careful !
- [ Pruitt Yelling, indistinct ] - Please, don't !
No, please !
[ Woman ] No more ! Stop !
My mom's car !
- Chris ! Chris ! Get in the car ! - You kids get out of my car !
Oh ! Oh, god ! Ohh ! No ! Ohhh !
- Come on, Sara. - Lock the doors !
[ Doors Locking ]
[ Screaming ]
- [ Pounding On Windshield ] That's my car ! - [ Chris Screaming ]
Get out of there ! Get out of my car !
[ Engine Starts ]
[ Tires Screeching ]
Oh, thanks, mister. You saved our lives.
- Chris ? - Yeah ?
Um, he's a car thief.
This is a stolen car.
- No. - Yeah.
- The chick is losing it. - l am not.
You guys want some candy ?
Brad, no chocolate ! Your acne !
Sara, it is time for your cough syrup.
Daryl, fasten the seat belt.
She's definitely losing it.
l am not losing anything. l am still in control here.
Got it ?
Sir, would you please take us to the next corner and drop us off ?
[ Man Chuckling ] In this neighborhood ?
Hey, l wouldn't even get out of the car in this neighborhood.
- [ Brad ] Could you drop us off at the nearest mall ? - A mall ?
Where y'all think we're at, Boise, Idaho ? Shooo !
Man. Look, I’ll tell you what.
Why don't y'all come with me; l got a little business to take care of.
Then l can drop you off at a train station or somethin' like that,
but l ain't drivin' to no mall. No way.
Do you promise me you won't hurt these kids ?
Yeah, l promise you.
(music) Long way from home (music)
(music) Can't sleep at night (music)
(music) Grab your telephone (music)
(music) 'Cause somethin' just ain't right (music)
(music) There's evil (music)
(music) Evil goin' on (music)
(music) Well, I’m warning you, girls (music)
(music) You'd better watch your happy home (music)
- (music) [ Continues ] - Where are we going ?
- To hell. Kind of exciting, don't you think ? - (music) Can't sleep at all (music)
(music) 'Cause there's another mule (music)
- (music) Kickin' in your stall (music) - [ Man ] l said, be careful !
(music) 'Cause there's evil (music)
- Tiny, l need you to bring the... [ indistinct ] - (music) Evil's goin' on (music)
[ indistinct Shouting, Machinery Clattering ]
(music) Well, I’m warning you, girls (music)
(music) You'd better watch your happy home (music)
- [ indistinct Talking ] - Gimme a break !
Did you steal all of these cars ?
Yeah. It gets me some good money.
- Isn’t it kinda dangerous ? - Hey, l like danger. All right ?
You should try baby-sitting.
- Sir, uh-- - Wait, wait, wait, wait.
- My name is Joe Gipp, okay ? - Mr. Gipp--
[ Laughing ] No, just Joe. Just Joe.
- All right ? - Uh, we have to get our car to Dawson's Garage.
- Do you think you could-- - Wait, relax. Everything's gonna be okay. All right ?
[ Bell Ringing ]
All right, it's quittin' time at Tara !
Good job. Got any defects ?
Yeah, a few.
[ Chuckling Nervously ] Uh, hi.
Uh, hi, how you doin' ? I’m Brad Anderson.
Nice to meet you. This is my sister, Sara.
This is Chris Parker, and that's my best friend, Daryl Coopersmith.
How you doin' ? Nice to meet you. Really.
Uh, great shirt.
- What are you doin' ? - Hi ! Nice to meet ya !
This is a nice place you got here, really. l love it.
- Thanks. - Yeah, it's uh-- it's great.
Uh, look, um--
- we sorta took a wrong turn somewhere and, uh, - Mm-hmm.
- if you don't mind, we'd, uh-- we'd like to get out. - Mm-hmm.
- Ohh ! - [ Gasping ]
Uhh !
[ Joe ] Damn !
Hey, hey, hey, don't hold it in, Graydon. Go on and get pissed, man.
- Ohh ! - You boosted a Caddy full of kids.
They got in the car while l was stealing it, man.
Was l supposed to put 'em on the street ? They would've been killed.
They know where our operation is.
They could go to the cops.
Sir ?
No, we wouldn't go to the cops.
How am l supposed to know that ?
Uh--
Uh, hey, we could put it in writing, huh ?
- Sign it, take it to a notary public-- - Shut up.
Take the Brady Bunch upstairs.
We'll take care of them after the meeting.
All right, you guys, go on home. Clear out here !
[ indistinct Talking ]
Don't worry, we'll get home. This has all just been a big mistake.
What about Brenda ?
That was her parents' mistake.
- [ Television ] (music) Here's the story of a lovely lady (music) - [ Snoring ]
- (music) Who was bringing up three very lovely girls (music) - [ Yawning ]
- (music) All of them had hair of gold (music) - [ Snoring Continues ]
- (music) Like their mother (music) - Ohh.
(music) The youngest one in curls (music)
- Ahhh. [ Yawning ] - (music) Here's the story of a man named Brady (music)
- (music) Who was busy with three boys of his own (music) - [ P.A. ] Attention, please.
- (music) They were four men living all together (music) - Service for Aurora,
- (music) Yet they were all alone (music) - De Kalb, Dixon, Sterling, Joliet, Princeton...
- [ Yawning ] - and Moline now departing at gate number one.
- (music) And they knew that it was much more than a hunch (music) - Aurora, De Kalb, Dixon,
- Sterling, Joliet, Princeton and Moline departing at gate one. - l can't see !
- Chris, hurry and pick me up ! - (music) That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch (music)
[ Punching Phone Buttons ]
- It’s dead. - Kinda like us.
- What ? - [ Brad ] We're really in trouble.
mean, we're gonna die here.
No, we're not.
Oh, no. No, we are not climbing up there. It is much too dangerous.
l mean, look at that. You could poke your eyes out.
- [ indistinct Talking ] - Yeah, well, they might poke our brains out.
Dallas gets the Ferraris.
There's one Lamborghini to Phoenix, and Cleveland needs four Porsches.
- Forget that. - But they got an order.
l said, forget it.
l didn't like the way they been runnin' things.
Cleveland is dead.
[ Men Talking, indistinct ]
[ indistinct Talking Continues ]
[ Hinges Squeaking ]
[ Whispering ] We can go to that window.
- You gotta be shittin' me. - Watch your mouth !
Watch my mouth ? You gotta be shittin' me !
- Shh. - [ Sighs ] What if l fall ?
l won't let you fall.
Thanks, Sara.
Just be careful.
As soon as you get an answer, call me up.
[ indistinct Talking Continues ]
- We gotta-- We gotta sit on them for a while. - They still too hot ?
Mmm.
l don't think your parents will ever ask me to baby-sit again.
lf they do, I’d ask 'em for a buck more an hour.
Well, multiple murder,
or did Sara just cut off her finger ?
- l got the answering machine. - Well, they went for ice cream.
They're okay. Chris can handle it.
Sure. Sara's probably hanging from the rafters by now.
[ indistinct Talking Continues ]
Don't look down.
[ Gasping ]
You idiot !
Shh !
- Boston: Two Mercedes. - What about the Philadelphia order ?
- Get it. - Is it here ?
[ Hinges Squeaking ]
Uhh !
Where's the magazine ?
[ Graydon ] The Playboy ?
Uh, l, uh--
l took the Playboy upstairs.
- There was this article-- - Get it.
[ Whispering ] Let's go. Come on. Hurry up.
Sara, hold on.
One BMW. Indianapolis--
- Where is it ? - It’s, uh, not up there.
- l think the kids got it. - So get it back from them.
They're not up there either.
They... got away.
- Where did you get this ? - l boosted it from the office.
- [ Sara ] Come on ! - You're gonna get us into so much trouble.
- Hey, you kids, come back here ! - Run !
- Get the car ! - Aw, come on.
They're kids. What are you gonna do, run 'em down and kill 'em ?
Get the car.
We gotta get that magazine back.
- It’s got all my notes for the Philadelphia order. - That could put us away...
for 20 years.
[ Tires Screeching ]
Faster !
- [ Tires Screeching ] - Oh, no !
Hey ! You kids, come back here ! Come on !
- In here ! - (music) [ Blues ]
- (music) - [ indistinct Shouting, Laughing ]
(music) [ Song Ending ]
[ Cheering, Applause ]
Sir, we didn't mean to interrupt your little concert here.
We'd just like to let ourselves off the sta--
Nobody gets out of this place without singin' the blues.
- What ? - Nobody leaves this place without singin' the blues.
Uh, you want me to sing ?
- They want me to sing. - Well, do whatever they want. Just get us out of here.
- l can't sing. - [ Sighs ]
Hi. [ Clears Throat ] Um, my name's...
- Chris Parker. - (music) [ Blues Riff ]
l live in Oak Park. That's a suburb.
They probably figured that out. [ Chuckling ]
- (music) [ Blues Riff ] - This is Brad, Sara and Daryl.
- And we're in trouble. - Ain't no doubt.
(music) [ Blues Riff ]
See, me and my boyfriend Mike, tonight's our anniversary.
- (music) [ Blues Riff ] - But then he went and canceled,
and now I’m stuck watchin' these three.
And it's so hard.
(music) And it's so hard (music)
(music) Baby-sittin' these guys (music)
- (music) She's got the (music) - (music) [ Blues Riff ]
(music) l got this call from Brenda l went to pick her up (music)
(music) The tire had a blow out and my mom's car got shot up (music)
(music) And these guys started to chase us (music)
(music) And we all got hijacked (music) [ Chuckles ]
- (music) We were cruisin' down the highway (music) - (music) In this big ol' Cadillac (music)
- (music) And it's so hard (music) - [ Cheering ]
- (music) It’s so hard (music) - (music) Baby-sittin' these guys (music)
- (music) She got the (music) - (music) [ Blues Riff ]
(music) Baby-sittin' blues (music)
(music) Baby, baby Baby-sittin' blues (music)
- (music) I’ve got the (music) - (music) [ Blues Riff ]
- (music) Baby-sitting blues (music) - [ Crowd Cheering ]
Ooh, man, all right !
(music) There are nights (music)
(music) You swear you were born to lose (music)
Like tonight.
(music) And you wish your feet (music)
(music) Were walkin' in someone else's shoes (music)
- (music) Some guys are out to get us (music) - (music) And Brenda's probably dead (music)
- (music) We ain't got a nickel (music) - (music) And they should be in bed (music)
And you out of luck.
(music) Out of luck watchin' these guys (music)
- (music) I’ve got the (music) - (music) [ Blues Riff ]
(music) Baby-sittin' blues (music)
- (music) Baby, baby (music) - (music) Baby-sittin' blues (music)
[ Cheering, Applause ]
- (music) There are nights (music) - (music) You swear you were born to lose, yeah (music)
Like tonight.
[ Together ] (music) And you wish your feet were walkin' (music)
(music) In someone else's shoes (music)
(music) Some guys out to get her and the girl's probably dead (music)
- (music) She ain't got a nickel (music) - (music) And we should be in bed (music)
And you out of luck.
(music) Out of luck watchin' these guys (music)
- [ indistinct Cheering ] - Go, girl ! That's right !
- (music) I’ve got the (music) - (music) [ Harmonica ]
(music) Baby-sittin' blues (music)
- (music) Baby, baby (music) - (music) Baby-sittin' blues (music)
[ Crowd Cheering, Applauding ]
- You bad ! - Yeah !
Yeah ! Come on over here !
All right !
- All right ! Yeah ! - Oh !
[ Laughing ]
[ Cheering, Applause ]
(music) [ Drums ]
Nobody leaves this place without singin' the blues.
[ Cheering, Applause Continues ]
- [ Laughing, Giggling ] - You were incredible !
Amazing !
l didn't know you were so cool !
- l did. - You guys were pretty cool yourselves.
- Oh, yeah. - Come on. We gotta get outta here, though.
- Where we goin' ? - l don't know, but anywhere but here.
- [ Brad ] Chris ? - Yeah ?
- Can l tell you somethin' ? - Sure.
l, um--
l didn't really know you until tonight.
l mean, uh--
l knew were you pretty. l mean, you are pretty.
Thanks. Is that your dad's building ?
Uh, yeah.
You're more than just that, though.
You're-- You're kinda smart, too.
l think we should turn ourselves in.
W-wait, listen to me. The point is,
l--
The point is, l, um--
l don't know what the hell you're doing with Mike Toddwell.
- Okay ? - What ?
l mean it. The guy is a total loser.
Daryl knows it, l know it.
Brad, it's none of your business.
Um, there's nothing personal, Chris.
Uh, l--
l just think you should give other guys a chance.
Like who ?
- Well, like, uh-- - Don't say it. Don't say it !
[ Sighs ] Like me ?
- Oh, no, he said it. - [ Laughing ]
- What's so funny ? - Oh. [ Stops Laughing ]
Well, it's just that you're a child.
You're just a girl in love with an asshole.
- Brad, look, I’m sorry. l didn't mean to sa-- - Forget it. Forget it.
Chris, look where Daryl is.
I’d really like to get to know you, if you have any time.
l have tons of time.
- So maybe we could arrange-- - Daryl !
What are you doing ? I’m trying to get a date here.
- You're crampin' my style. - She's too old for you.
And you're not.
Well, I’m his baby-sitter.
How old are you ?
- I’m 17. - So am l.
You're 17 ?
What are you doing on the streets ?
l ran away from home.
- Brenda. Come on. - [ Daryl ] Bye !
Oh, Chris, why aren't you here ?
[ P.A. ] Your attention, please.
Overnight service from Gary, Indiana,
Chapman, Indiana, Michigan City and Lafayette,
- will be boarding at gate number 6... - Oh. It’s a kitten.
- in 15 minutes. - Here, kitty, kitty.
- [ P.A. Continues, indistinct ]
Hello. Hello. Ohh.
What's the matter, you got lost ?
- You run away from home ? - Drop it.
- What ? - Put the animal down.
- Why ? - We gotta kill it.
What ? You monsters !
Why would you want to kill a poor, defenseless little kitten ?
- Kitten ? - [ Both Laughing ]
- This ain't no kitten, kid. - That's a jumbo-size sewer rat.
- [ Squeaking ] - [ Screaming ]
Brad, you wouldn't believe what that girl would do for 20 bucks.
- Daryl, l don't care. - [ Tires Screeching ]
- It’s them ! - Run ! Run, Sara !
[ Chris ] Come on, guys, run !
(music) [ Rap, indistinct ]
[ Tires Screech ]
Take Sara !
- Wait ! - Ohh!
- We're in for it ! - Come back ! Hey !
Hey there, you can't do that !
Hey, who's gonna pay for those kids ?
Somebody better pay for those kids or I’m callin' the cops !
Deal with it.
l want you to tell me all about those kids.
Where you found 'em, where they came from.
Well, l-- How am l supposed to--
- l don't know anything, you know. - You know somethin'.
Yeah, you do, don't ya ?
They, uh--
They gotta get their car.
We'll get to it first.
What do those guys want ?
Maybe they wanna give us a ride home ?
Ya think ?
Sara, honey, l think you should lay down and get some sleep.
- I’m not tired. - Well, pretend that you're tired.
Then can l pretend to sleep ?
Yeah, whatever.
Jesus.
[ indistinct Laughing, Yelling ]
[ Banging ]
[ indistinct Talking ]
Cool threads.
We'll get off at the next stop.
Now don't you even think about gettin' off this train, mocosos.
Only people gon' be gettin' off this here train...
- gon' be doin' it in body bags. - Yeah ! - Yeah !
How you sound ? This is our train.
- Yeah, well, your train is rollin' in our turf. - So what ?
So as soon as we cross Devereaux Street, you and your girls is dead meat.
- Whoo ! Well, we're gonna run now ! - [ indistinct Shouting ]
- They're gonna kill each other. - And kill us doing it.
Here goes Jefferson.
Here goes Jackson.
- Here comes Devereaux. - [ Speaking Spanish ]
Ohh ! Excuse me !
l couldn't help but notice that you two groups of people...
are about to start killing each other.
- l was wondering if you could wait 'til we get off the train. - Sit down, bitch.
- Yeah, bitch, sit down. - [ indistinct Yelling ]
Are you gonna let 'em get away with that ?
- Wait a minute ! - l was kidding.
Uh, that was really rude. Uh, take it back. Apologize.
- Brad, stay out of this. - He called you a bitch.
- Brad, shut up ! - Hey, listen to the bitch, Brad.
[ All Laughing ]
Watch your mouth, you--
you big-city scum sucker.
[ Gang Members Together ] Ooooh !
You just can't keep your foot out your mouth, can you, boy ?
Well, let me help you.
- [ Chris Moaning ] - [ Brad Groaning ]
Don't... fuck... with the Lords of Hell.
[ Gang Members Cheering ]
- Don't fuck... with the baby-sitter ! - [ All ] Whooooa !
All right, baby, chill out. Shit.
- [ Train Brakes Squealing ] - [ Gang Member ] Girl's crazy.
Hey, hey !
[ indistinct Laughing, Talking ]
- Ohh ! Ohh ! - Are you okay ?
- No. l can't feel anything. - Don't touch it ! It could get infected ! Jesus.
He could get anything; tetanus, lockjaw, rabies,
- Ohhh ! Ohh ! - scabies, emphysema.
Then don't let him walk on it. Come on. Pick him up.
- Ohhh ! Oww ! - What are we gonna do with him ?
Guys, can't you read ?
Take him to the hospital.
Ohh. Ohh.
No !
- l don't feel a thing. - Go !
Look out for the car ! Owww ! Oww !
- Ohh ! - Brad, are you all right ?
Get the doors open, quickly !
Help ! Ohh ! Oww !
[ Daryl ] Get out of the way !
- Help. Doctor. Please ! - Doctor ! Doctor !
- Can we get a doctor, please ? - Somebody !
- Can l help you ? - Oh ! We need a doctor !
My friend was wounded in a gang fight.
You calm down. I’ll tell you what to do. You see that woman there ?
Hey, wait ! Those are the kids who stole my car !
What are you bothering me for ? It’s them you want !
Brenda, if you're dead, l wish l was with you.
Uh-- Oh, um--
- Uh, those are hot dogs, right ? - Yeah. Want one ?
- Mmm, yeah. I’d love one. - [ P.A., indistinct ]
That'll be two bucks.
- A check ? - Yeah, but it's a good check.
See, Chris' mom wrote it to Chris 'cause Chris bought her something.
l bought Chris some press-on nails, l gave Chris the difference.
She wrote the check over to me, so I’ll write the check over to you,
you keep the difference, and I’ll take the hot dog. So, you got a pen ?
- Get outta here ! - Wait ! I’m starving !
- You'd rather throw it away than give it to me ? - l work on a cash-only basis.
- But it's a perfectly good check ! - No !
I’ll make it very clear: you slip me the cash, and I’ll slip you the wiener.
- But l don't have any cash ! - Then l don't have a wiener !
There you are. One stitch. All better.
- One stitch ? - Oh, yes, one stitch.
My only shot at ever being in a gang fight, and all l get is one stitch ?
Chris is gonna think I’m a total failure.
Dr. Nuhkbane, the guy with the stab wounds just died.
Oh, dear.
Oh, Doctor, we're looking for a friend.
Your friend ? Which one is he ?
Um, he's the one with the stab wound.
- Oh, dear. - What ?
l am sorry. Your friend is dead.
- Dead ? - Dead ?
Dead ?
[ Sara ] Oh, Chris !
Sara, what happened ?
Brad.
Brad !
Daryl, why are you hugging me ?
Brad, don't you ever die on me. Ever !
Oh. Okay.
l won't.
W-What is going on ?
What happened ?
Oh, dear, you're her friend. She's fainted.
[ Gasps ]
Oh, l had the worst nightmare.
We were stuck in this--
- It’s really happening. - Some night, huh ?
You see, it's all right. l made a mistake.
- See, he's fine. - [ Chuckles ]
- Oh. - [ Dr. Nuhkbane ] Now, you children, stay right here.
I’ll send the nurse back with the paperwork.
Come on with me.
Paperwork. She's gonna want to know my name and stuff.
- I’m gonna call my mom. - No, no mothers.
- Th-They'll kill us. No way. No. - Hey, you kids !
Where's my car, goddamn it ?
- Mr. Pruitt ! - Ha-ha. Hey, baby-sitter !
You want your car ? Come on. It’s fixed. Let's go.
- Hey, wait a minute here. - Stop that guy !
- What are you doing here ? - My wife called the cops. l got a little banged up.
- Where's our car ? - l got the car at Dawson's Garage, okay ?
- Is her car okay ? - Yeah, l paid for the window.
That's, that's, that's my fault. But Dawson's gonna make you pay for the tire.
- How much ? - Uh, 50 bucks.
Fifty bucks ?
- Yeah, 50 bucks. - Check the Dumpster !
- Here we go. - Wait, wait, wait. Where you going ?
- I’m a fugitive now, okay ? - Kinda like us.
- Let's check over here. - Good luck, baby-sitter.
- You too, Mr. Pruitt ! - Hey, Pruitt, stop !
Wait ! Hold it right there !
Where we gonna get 50 bucks ?
Maybe we could sell Daryl.
[ Sara ] Ya think ?
We will think of something. Come on.
- [ Sara ] Chris ? l gotta make. - Yeah ?
- [ Daryl ] You gotta what ? - No, l gotta go to the bathroom.
- [ Shouting ] - Chris, l really gotta go.
- Just try and hold it, honey, okay ? - Sounds like a party.
- (music) [ Rock 'N' Roll ] - [ Daryl ] Looks like a party.
- It is a party ! - Daryl, get back here.
Sorry, can't talk. Gotta run.
[ Brad ] Why do l have the strange feeling we're never gonna see him again ?
- Come on, Sara. You can go to the bathroom in there. - Okay.
- [ indistinct Shouting ] - (music) [ Rock 'N' Roll ]
(music) l been tryin' to get to you for a long time (music)
(music) She's constantly there You are on my mind (music)
(music) l was thinkin' about a shortcut l might take (music)
(music) But it seems like l made a mistake (music)
(music) Now l was wrong l took too long (music)
(music) l got caught in the rush hour (music)
- l really have to go to the bathroom. - (music) A fella started to shower (music)
- (music) You with love and affection (music) - l have to go very bad.
- In a minute. - (music) Come on look in my direction (music)
(music) For the expressway to your heart, baby (music)
(music) An expressway Now that's the best way, baby (music)
- l-l don't believe it. - (music) It’s too crowded (music)
- (music) Too crowded (music) - (music) Much too crowded (music)
- [ Guy #1 ] l don't believe it! - [ Guy #2 ] Who is it ? Some high I.Q. kids ?
[ Guy #1 ] No, stupid. It’s Miss March !
(music) Too crowded, yes, it is now, baby baby, baby, baby (music)
Ah, there's Daryl.
- (music) There's too many ahead of me (music) - No way !
- (music) And they're all tryin'-- (music) - It is Miss March. - What ?
- This is amazing. - Could you sign this ?
- Right here. - Right here.
(music) But l found nothing but stoplights instead (music)
(music) Now l was wrong (music)
- l can't believe it ! - (music) l took too long (music)
- Can't believe what ? - This is not me.
- Sure is you. - It is not.
(music) A fella started to shower you with love and affection (music)
- (music) Come on look in my direction For the expressway (music) - What's your name ?
- (music) To your heart (music) - It’s not Shaylene.
- (music) The expressway Now that's the best way-- (music) - She's not Shaylene.
- Wait a minute. - Guys ! Now come on.
Think about this.
Do you honestly believe a Playboy centerfold...
would have nothing better to do on a night like this...
than to show up at a Kappa party with a bunch of kids, hmm ?
- Yeah. - Maybe.
Where's your brain ?
(music) [ Music Continues, Lyrics indistinct ]
- [ Guy #1 ] Told you it wasn't her, stupid. - Sorry.
- Thanks. - You're welcome.
l really gotta go, Chris.
- Uh, where's your bathroom ? - It’s right that way.
I’ll, uh, I’ll, I’ll take Sara to the bathroom.
(music) Look up and see a clear road ahead (music)
- One, two, three ! - (music) But l found nothing but stoplights instead (music)
- (music) Now l was wrong, l took too long (music) - Aaah !
- (music) l got caught in the rush hour (music) - [ Bicycle Bell Ringing ]
(music) A fella started to shower you with love and affection (music)
- (music) Come on look in my direction (music) - Hey, guys.
l must be hallucinating. Does anybody else see a talking penis ?
(music) An expressway to your heart (music)
Hey, speaking of penises,
do you know how the Playboy Unabashed Dictionary defines oral gratification ?
l do.
(music) Oh too crowded (music)
[ College Guy ] l haven't seen you around campus much. Uh, you a freshman ?
A sophomore.
No, you can't be a junior.
I’m a senior.
- In high school. - In high school ?
- Are you-- - Yeah.
l can't believe it.
What ?
The prettiest girl at the University of Chicago is in high school.
- Oh, that was good. - No, l mean it.
- (music) An expressway to your heart darlin' (music) - Yeah ?
(music) An expressway (music)
- [ Cheering ] - Yeah !
Wanna dance ?
- l don't have time. - Come on. She'll be in line for a couple minutes.
- You got time. - Okay.
- I’m Dan. Dan Lynch. - [ Singer ] Thank you very much. We'll slow it down...
a little bit and do a song l wrote for the woman l love.
Do it, Bobby.
(music) l go through each day (music)
(music) Hoping for something (music)
(music) Some little sign, yeah (music)
- (music) Showing me something (music) - So, uh, you're baby-sitting these kids ?
[ Sighs ] l don't think you could call what I’ve been doing tonight ""baby-sitting.""
(music) l see my future in your eyes (music)
- (music) l see my future-- (music) - When these kids turn out to be drug addicts...
and mass murderers, it's my fault.
Look, don't worry about it. Everything's gonna be okay.
l think you're doin' a great job.
- You do ? - Sure l do.
l mean, you've gotten the kids this far. They're still alive.
[ Chuckling ] It could be a lot worse.
- (music) l know, l know (music) - It could be.
(music) l know how quickly time flies (music)
(music) l see my future in your eyes (music)
(music) Mm-mm, l see my future in your eyes (music)
(music) Yes, I’ve felt the sorrow (music)
(music) And I’ve heard the crying (music)
(music) Believe me I’ve tasted the tears (music)
(music) But l never thought that in just one heartbeat (music)
It’s always the same.
All he cares about are the Bears, the Bengals,
the Dolphins.
What about the love ?
The romance ?
And the sex ?
l care about those things.
Deeply.
I’m so lonely.
Wha-- How could a righteous babe like you be lonely ?
That's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Really ?
Wanna go to bed ?
(music) l see my future in your eyes (music)
- Oh, l really have to go. - No, no, no.
Tell me what l can do to help. What do you need ?
Well, um, actually, l--
l need $50.
No problem.
Really ?
Well, all l got is a twenty.
- Oh, no, that's fine. - No, no, no, no. Wait right here.
I’ll be right back.
- He is getting us $50. - Bu-- That's terrific.
- Hi ! We're gonna get the money. - Really ?
- Yeah. - Isn’t that great, Brad ?
- l could only get 45. - Oh, no, that's great.
- [ Chris ] Really. Thank you so much. - Sue Ann !
- What the hell are you doin' ? - You've been replaced, you big dumb bohunk !
- Oh, you're dead, kid. - l didn't touch her. I’m just a child.
[ Dan ] Hey, lay off. He's just a kid, you big dumb bohunk.
I’m driving.
(music) [ ""Gimme Shelter"" by The Rolling Stones ]
(music) Ooh-ooh-ooh (music)
[ Daryl ] This is really weird.
- You're weird. - [ Laughing ]
[ Daryl Laughing ]
(music) Ooh-ooh-ooh (music)
The car is fixed.
That's great. That's wonderful.
Thank you, really.
No problem.
Why don't you go pay for the car,
and I’ll wait out here and see that you get out okay.
No, that's okay. We'll be fine.
You're sure ?
Yeah, I’m sure.
Okay. Take care of yourself.
- See ya, guys. - All right. - Bye.
Well, wait, uh--
How am l gonna find you to pay you back ?
Don't worry about it.
Maybe I’ll see you again.
Come on, Brad. Seems pretty cool, all right ?
Right ?
[ Chris ] Mr. Dawson ?
[ Brad ] Hello ?
[ Sara ] Mr. Dawson ?
[ Chris ] Is anybody here ?
[ Sara ] Hello ?
Mr. Dawson ?
[ Water Dripping ]
Mr. Dawson ?
[ Loud Hissing ]
- Thor. - Sara.
Oh, Thor, Mighty God of Thunder.
- Who is this kid ? - You must be Mr. Dawson, right ?
Secret identity.
- What do you want ? - Um, Mr. Pruitt sent us.
Uh, this is our car.
You owe me 50 bucks.
Have you been fighting the forces of darkness ?
What is she talking about ?
Um, sorry. She thinks you're somebody else.
It’s him, Brad. It’s really him ! Look, it's Thor !
- Yeah. Come on. Let's go. - Don't listen to him anyway.
He said you were a homo.
[ Chuckling ]
You spreadin' rumors about me, kid ?
Oh, oh, no. No, sir.
No. Thank you. Come on, Sara.
What's this ? There's $45 here. You owe me 50.
- l know. That's all that we have. - Then you don't have a car.
No, you don't understand. l mean, we have had the most unbelievable night--
Save it ! You owe me money.
Now you give me five bucks, or you get out.
l thought you always help people in trouble.
Hey, kid, this is the city.
l don't help anybody but myself.
- But l always thought-- - Get lost !
Wait ! l know why you're not acting like yourself.
You don't have your special helmet.
See, you're wearing the baseball hat, but you're supposed to be wearing this.
Take mine.
Go on. Take it.
Take it.
- You're givin' this to me ? - Well, yeah. You're my hero.
Here. Here, take the car.
- All right. - Thanks, Thor.
You're welcome. Hey, kid.
l got one of these at home.
Could l get your address so l could send you a check for the five dollars ?
- Go ! - Come on, Chris. Get in the car.
- Thank-- Thank you. - Thanks.
- [ Chris ] Daryl, what time is it ? - 11:41.
Okay, we can get Brenda and we can be home by 1:00.
[ Sara ] Man, am l up late !
Good work, Joe Gipp.
Follow them.
[ Snoring ]
Oh. Ah.
Stop ! Thief !
[ Gasping ]
[ Laughing ]
[ Screaming ]
[ Laughing ]
Get outta my house !
Wow, look at that toy store.
Chris, look at the toy store !
- Look at all those toys ! Chris, look ! - l see it.
- Oh, great. - What are we looking at ?
Mike was supposed to take me there tonight.
- [ Laughing ] - What ?
Looks like he went without you. Check it out.
What's wrong ?
Everything.
(music) [ Violin ]
[ Clears Throat ] May l help you ?
Uh, we're just looking for somebody, thanks.
Let's just go in and get 'em.
Patience.
Then let's do it.
He's with Sesame Blexar.
Ooh, she's such a sleaze !
He dumps you for an easy chick, and you get a night of hell. Doesn't seem fair to me.
Stay here and watch Sara. l will be right back.
l gotta see this.
- [ Woman ] Our diets ! - [ Mike ] You know, Ses,
girls like you come along once in a lifetime.
Or twice in the same night.
Oh, wow.
How's your sister ? Is she all better ?
Well, uh--
- You lied. - No, l didn't.
- Don't lie ! - [ Violin Stops ] - [ Chatter Stops ]
Get a grip. Jesus !
A grip. Do you have any idea what I’ve been through tonight ?
l thought that-- l thought that, um,
that you loved me.
Or is it all just bullshit, huh ?
Look, little girl, l don't know what you thought we had,
but it wasn't half as serious as you like to think it was.
All right, then you let go of her.
Geez, you're picking 'em kinda young, aren't ya ?
This kid's got more class at 15 than you'll ever have.
[ Snickering ]
- You're such a loser. - Here we go again.
l could only dream of having somebody like Chris for a girlfriend.
But you've got her. And you treat her like this ?
Don't waste your time, half-pint.
Her legs are locked together at the knee.
[ Snorting ]
- [ Patrons Gasp ] - I’d love to hit you. I’d love to pound on your face !
Yeah ? Go ahead.
- But l won't. - [ Chuckles ]
- You're so slimy, l won't sink to your level. - l will.
[ Shrieking ]
Oh, that's just great !
- See ya around, Mike. - [ Woman ] Oh, for heaven's sake ! Really !
[ Woman ] l want to get out of here.
[ Murmuring ]
[ Brad ] Did you see that ? It was great !
- [ Daryl ] We were amazing ! - [ Brad ] We were, weren't we ?
[ Brad ] It was so cool.
- [ Daryl ] l was so cool. - It’s incredible !
- You believe it ? [ Laughing ] - [ Laughing ]
Where is Sara ?
- (music) [ Lullaby Playing ] - [ Squeaking ]
Hey, kid.
Come here for a second.
Get her.
[ Tires Screeching ]
Mom ! Dad !
[ Tires Screeching ]
- Sara ! - Sara !
- l thought she'd be here !
Let go !
Hey, kid ! Hey, hold it, man.
Damn !
- Sara ! Sara ! - Sara !
- Guys, look ! - What ? - What ?
- [ Brad ] That's my dad's building. - [ Daryl ] So ?
- My mom and dad are there ! - So she's probably there !
Come on !
Mom ?
Dad ?
[ Bell Dings ]
I’ll take this floor and you take the one above.
[ Bell Dings ]
[ indistinct Chatter ]
- Oh, yes. - It would be great.
[ Bell Dings ]
Hey, kid, come on out.
l just need to get something from ya.
I’m not gonna hurt ya.
Hey, come on, kid.
Sara !
- Sara ! - Sara !
- Sara ? - Sara !
Guys, Sara's in trouble.
[ Graydon ] Hey, stop ! Don't. Don't go out there !
Don't, kid. Get back here !
- [ Grunting ] - Hey, kid !
Wait !
Jesus Christ !
Hey !
Come on back up here. Come on !
- [ Brad ] Which floor ? - We'll try this one first.
[ Gasping ]
[ Car Horns Honking ]
[ Gasping ]
[ Screaming ]
[ Squeaking ]
[ Whimpering ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Brad ] Oh, god ! We're at my parents' party !
[ Graydon ] Now, kid, stay right where you are.
Don't move !
- My parents ! - What are we gonna do ?
I’m going out there to find Sara.
You can't go out there. They'll see you.
No, they won't. Stay right here. I’ll be right back.
(music) [ Piano ]
[ indistinct Chatter ]
Be right back with the coats, honey.
(music) Pa-ra-ta-da-da-ta (music)
(music) [ Humming ]
[ Mrs. Anderson ] l don't believe it !
Len Lescher. Loyola Law, class of '68 ?
[ Man ] Uh, sorry, uh, wr-wrong guy.
- Honey, we really should be going. - [ Man ] Nice to meet you.
[ Mr. Anderson ] What do you say ? It’s gettin' kinda late.
- Looking for something ? - [ Mr. Anderson ] Come on. Let's go.
Oh, come on, honey ! Just one more.
My diet doesn't start until next week.
- We told Chris 1:00. - Oh, these are so good !
[ Mrs. Anderson ] Excuse me. Mmm !
- You tried one of these ? - What ?
Mmm ! They are so delicious !
I’ve gotta get this recipe. Mmm !
Do you happen to know the name of the caterer ?
Caterer ?
We, uh, didn't mean to spring it on you like this. It’s--
Hello. [ Chuckling ]
You'll excuse me.
Oh, my god. Is he okay ?
- Did you hurt yourself ? - Did he hit his head ?
Brad ! Daryl !
- Where's Sara ? - She's out the window.
[ Mr. Anderson ] Just take it easy. No rush. No rush.
- What ? - She must've gone upstairs and out the window.
- Out the window ? - She's out there now !
Mom ? Dad ?
Goddamn !
[ Chris ] Sara, just hold on, okay ? Don't be scared.
Daryl, Brad, loosen the rope. Come on. Hurry !
- Here, let me give you a hand now. - Sara, grab the rope !
- Easy, easy. - Oh.
That's the most exciting thing that's happened all night.
All right, just take it really slow.
[ Brad ] Don't be scared of him, Sara. Okay, that's good.
Don't look down.
Okay. Okay, that's good. Keep walkin'. That's right.
Walk right by him. Pretend he's not even there. Hold on !
You're almost here. All right, hold on, Sara. That's it. Just walk right up.
You're almost there. Hang on !
Okay, you're real close. Don't worry.
- Grab on. - [ Groaning ]
Oh, Brad !
Sara. Oh !
Are you okay ?
Yeah. Can we go home now ?
[ Joe ] Not yet.
Look, I’m not gonna hurt you, all right ?
l just need the Playboy.
See, this is what they were after. Some notes and stuff.
You know, that they need. l guess they're pretty important to them, you know ?
- Don't say it. - [ Daryl Laughs ]
- Wow ! - It’s pretty uncanny, huh ?
Nah, she don't even compare to you.
Well, what about him ?
- Who ? - Come here.
- Help ! - Uh, yeah.
[ Chuckling ] Leave him hanging out there for a while. Let him sweat it out.
- Come on. Let's go. - [ Laughing ]
[ Laughing ]
Give me the magazine and get out of here.
I’ll take care of the children.
You're right. Baby-sitting is dangerous.
Come on.
(music) Uh-huh, huh, huh, huh, yeah (music)
(music) Oh, 25 miles from home, girl (music)
(music) My feet are hurtin' mighty bad (music)
(music) Now l been walkin' for three days (music)
(music) And two lonely nights (music)
(music) You know that I’m mighty mad (music)
(music) Huh, but l got a woman waitin' for me (music)
- (music) That's gonna make this trip worthwhile (music) - Chris !
- (music) You see she's got the kind of lovin' and a-kissin' (music) - Oh, Chris, oh !
(music) Will make a man go stone wild (music)
[ Brenda ] What took you guys so long ?
You'll never believe what I’ve been through tonight.
(music) Huh, l got to walk on (music)
(music) Oh ho-ho-o (music)
(music) l-l-l-l-l-l I’m so tired (music)
(music) But l just can't lose my stride (music)
- (music) l got 15 miles to go now (music) - l lost my skate !
- It’s not here ! - Maybe you left it someplace.
Chris, we gotta go back and find it.
- Oh, no, Sara, honey, we can't. - (music) ...at her front door (music)
(music) l can hear that doorbell ring (music)
(music) Now I’ll be so glad to see my baby (music)
- (music) And hold her in my arms one more time (music) - Brad ?
- What ? - Sara, that's not your parents' car, is it ?
- Where ? Oh, god, it is ! - Yes, it is ! - Yes, it is !
- No ! Everybody duck ! What are we gonna do ?
(music) Come on, feet don't fail me now (music)
Oh, my g-- Look at that lunatic !
You know, Brad and Sara are gonna be driving soon.
They're gonna be on the road with people like that.
- How fast do your parents drive ? - Uh, l don't know. About 45.
- We'll go 80. - (music) l got five more miles to go now (music)
(music) Over the hill Just around the bend (music)
Okay, Brad, Sara, Daryl, upstairs now. Into your pajamas !
l don't have any pajamas here.
l don't care. Just go upstairs.
- Brenda, go home. - Oh, no, but l don't wanna go home !
Brenda, you have to. I’m sorry. I’ll call you tomorrow.
(music) Whoo, come on, feet don't fail me now (music)
(music) Come on, feet don't fail (music)
- (music) l got 10 more miles to go (music) - (music) Ten more miles (music)
- (music) l got nine (music) - (music) Step on, step on (music)
- (music) Eight (music) - (music) Step on, step on (music)
- (music) Seven (music) - (music) Step on, step on (music)
- (music) Six, six, six (music) - (music) Step on, step on (music)
(music) l got five more miles to go now (music)
(music) Over the hill Just around the bend, huh (music)
(music) Although my feet are tired l can't lose my stride (music)
(music) l got to get to my baby again (music)
(music) l got to keep on walking, mm-hmm (music)
(music) Hey, l got to walk on (music)
(music) Wait let me tell y'all (music)
(music) l-l-l-l-l-l I’m so tired, huh (music)
(music) But l just can't lose my stride (music)
- (music) Walkin' (music) - (music) Yeah, huh (music)
(music) l got to walk on (music)
(music) Let me tell y'all (music)
(music) l see my baby just across the fence (music)
[ Door Slamming Shut ]
- [ Clearing Throat ] - Hiya, Chris. Sorry we're late.
- Oh, that's okay. - Any problems ?
No, not really.
Well, Brad stayed home, and Daryl's sleeping over.
Daryl ? Whoa. What a nightmare for you.
Huh. [ Sighs ]
His head's been torn off.
Ooh, gross !
- [ Brad ] What happened ? - Everything is cool.
[ All Sigh ]
Chris, can we do this again next Friday ?
Oh, Sara, um, l think I’m retired.
Oh, come on. You've gotta sit for me again.
We'll see, okay ?
Okay.
l know that seniors normally don't hang out with freshmen,
so if l see you around school, and l say hi and you ignore me as usual,
it's okay.
l don't ignore friends, Brad.
[ Daryl ] Chris ?
I’d just like to say thanks for giving me...
what was probably the greatest night of my life.
So far.
Me too.
(music) Bring your own sweet lovin' (music)
- (music) Bring it on home to me (music) - Me too.
- (music) Yeah (music) - (music) Yeah (music)
- Thanks a lot, Chris. - Oh, you're welcome.
- Bye-bye. Drive safely. - l will. Thanks.
- Okay. Good-bye. - (music) I’ll give you jewelry and money too (music)
(music) That ain't all That ain't all I’ll do for you (music)
(music) lf you'll bring it to me (music)
- (music) Bring your sweet lovin' (music) - Hi.
- (music) Bring it on home to me (music) - Hi.
(music) Yeah, yeah (music)
- How did you know that l wa-- - l thought the little girl might be missing this.
She left it in the backseat.
You came all the way out here just to return this ?
Well, actually, l was--
- Ask you-- - Oh. Oh, you came for the money.
No, no, no, no. [ Chuckles ]
I’m looking for a baby-sitter.
Really ?
Well, um... l think tonight was my last job.
Oh. That's too bad.
Who is the baby-sitter for ?
Me.
Maybe retirement can wait.
Kiss him !
[ Laughing ]
(music) Well, he walked up to me and he asked me if l wanted to dance (music)
(music) He looked kinda nice and so l said l might take a chance (music)
(music) When we danced he held me tight (music)
(music) And when he walked me home that night (music)
(music) All those stars were shinin' bright (music)
(music) And then he kissed me (music)
(music) Sometimes you know what you're looking for (music)
(music) Sometimes you don't make it out the door (music)
(music) This time l know what I’m doin' (music)
(music) Gonna get ya That's for true (music)
(music) I’m not foolin' 'Cause l just can't stop (music)
(music) Tryin' to get a hold on you (music)
(music) l just can't stop (music)
(music) l won't give up 'til my dream come true (music)
(music) l just can't stop (music)
(music) And l don't know what to do (music)
(music) l just can't stop (music)
(music) Tryin' to get a hold on you (music)
(music) The night was long and the roads were rough (music)
(music) Was a time or two when l had enough (music)
(music) Yeah (music)
(music) Now that I’ve found you I’ll hold on tight (music)
(music) Never gonna let you out of my sight (music)
(music) l just can't stop (music)
(music) Tryin' to get a hold on you, baby (music)
(music) l just can't stop (music)
(music) l won't give up 'til my dream come true (music)
(music) l just can't stop (music)
(music) And l don't know what to do (music)
(music) l just can't stop (music)
(music) Tryin' to get a hold on you (music)
(music) Stop the night (music)
(music) Before l fall apart (music)
(music) Just can't stop the night (music)
(music) Stop the night (music)
(music) But don't let it stop my heart (music)
(music) Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah (music)
(music) This time l know what I’m doin' (music)
(music) Gonna get ya That's the truth (music)
(music) I’m not foolin' 'Cause l just can't stop (music)
(music) No, baby, tryin' to get a hold on you (music)
(music) l just can't stop (music)
(music) l won't give up 'til my dream come true (music)
(music) l just can't stop (music)
(music) No, baby (music)
(music) l just can't stop (music)
(music) Tryin' to hold on to you, baby (music)
(music) l just can't stop (music)
(music) l just can't stop No, baby (music)
(music) l just can't stop (music)
(music) Tryin' to hold on to you, baby (music)
(music) l just can't stop (music)
(music) l keep on holdin' on now, yeah (music)
(music) l just can't stop (music)
(music) l just can't stop this time, baby (music)
(music) Just can't stop (music)
(music) l wanna keep on holdin' on now, girl (music)
(music) l just can't stop (music)
(music) No, baby (music)
(music) l just can't stop (music)
(music) l just keep on holdin' on (music)
(music) l just can't stop (music)
(music) l can't stop this time, baby (music)
[ Whimpering, Weeping ]
{{{the end}}}